The "Mystery" Solved!

And the winners are... Betsy, of the My Five Men blog, and my friend and writing partner, Skip Simpson, of the seldom-updated Life with Skip!


Ladies first, so we'll begin with Betsy's answers to the questions originally asked in this post:

OK, I'm taking a stab at this. :)

A. The photo is of Clayton Moore.

B. The film is The Ghost of Zorro

3. Three role models would be Zorro, Orson Welles, and the Lone Ranger.

D. The connections would be that Clayton Moore was the actor who played The Lone Ranger (tv series.) And in the photo, he ironically is playing another one of your favorites, Zorro.


And now, here are excerpts from Skip's comments!

Okay.


1. Clayton Moore
2. The Ghost of Zorro
3. The Lone Ranger, Zorro, The Green Hornet
4. Britt Reid (The Green Hornet) was the Lone Ranger's great nephew... or something... And the Lone Ranger and The Green Hornet were both created by George Trendle. During one radio show of The Green Hornet, they even played a few bars of The Lone Ranger Theme (The William Tell Overture.) Shall I go on? Clayton Moore in the 70's was prohibited from wearing his mask in public because they were coming out with a movie starring the ever popular Klinton Spilsbury. He [Moore] wound up wearing sunglasses at autograph signings.

So, how did they do, all told? See for yourself!

Official Mystery Photo Answers 

(a) Name the actor: Clayton Moore.

(b) Name the film which supplied the mystery photo photo: The Ghost of Zorro (1949).

(3) List my three professed role models from my childhood: Zorro, The Lone Ranger, and Batman. (Betsy missed one. Orson Welles is an idol of sorts -- I even named my cat after him -- but not a childhood role model. Still... Not bad, Betsy, not bad at all! And Skip is well aware that I'm a big fan of The Green Hornet as well, but I didn't become aware of him -- the Hornet, not Skip -- until I saw the 1967 TV series starring Van Williams and Bruce Lee... and my role models influenced me at a much younger age.)

(d) Tell me how this connects to two of those role models: Clayton Moore therefore played two of my three role models, just as Betsy said. (In fact, it was after seeing him in the role of Zorro that the producers of the proposed Lone Ranger TV show cast Mr. Moore as TLR!) However, Skip is right in saying that the Green Hornet's secret identity, Britt Reid, was the great-nephew of TLR!

So, it seems that The Lone Ranger and Zorro have all sorts of connections. But other than the "mask" thing (and my inclusion of him as a childhood role model), what does that old, "forgotten" Batman have in common with the two? I mean, even The Green Hornet has more in common with them, right?


Yeah, what about "that old, forgotten Batman?"

"That old, forgotten Batman..."

Well, I can't think of any really good comparisons between Batman and The Lone Ranger (other than the fact that they both had "sidekicks" of a sort), but as for ol' Bats and Zorro? They are inextricably linked!

And no, weird crap like this doesn't count!

One of the primary inspirations for Batman -- who debuted in 1939 -- was the Douglas Fairbanks film The Mark of Zorro (that's the 1920 version, fellow babies) And a few times, the various writers and artists have acknowledged this fact, notably here:

And here:

Notice, if you will, that this time, young Bruce Wayne was depicted as having seen the 1940 version, starring Tyrone Power.

So don't fret over Batman's worthiness to be standing with the other two, okay?

By the way, here's a shot of The Green Hornet and Kato... just because I can.

And now... back to Clayton Moore, whom I had the pleasure of meeting on my 29th birthday in 1985. (Best. Present. Ever.) I congratulated Mr. Moore on "getting [his] mask back," because by then, the producers of the disastrous 1981 The Legend of the Lone Ranger movie had allowed him to appear once again in full TLR costume, so he could leave the Foster Grants behind.

According to an article from this website...

Clayton says that he would have liked to end his career as The Lone Ranger by appearing in one final show or movie.

The scenario, as described by Clayton in his book I Was That Masked Man, is that, following the death of Tonto, the now elderly ranger would find a young man bordering between good and bad. He takes the young man under his wing and trains him. After the training is completed, and with his back to the camera, Clayton takes off his mask and hands it to the "new" Lone Ranger. Clayton would then climb up on his horse and slowly ride off into the sunset.


Yeah, I would have liked to have seen that myself.

Clayton Moore, The Lone Ranger, 1914-1999, R.I.P.


Thanks for your time.

*SIGH*

The day-to-day unravelings of the English language seem to have demanded a proliferation of "Grammar Nazi" posts lately. "So sad," as a certain Sharp-Eyed Reader of mine would say.

Facebook is the latest culprit (although admittedly, this trend has been going on for a while now). Remember back in the day back in the good old days, when you wanted to make someone your friend? You would "befriend" him or her. Now, thanks to freakin' Facebook, the verb has been bastardized simplified to "friend." Additionally, if you later wish to reverse that decision, you "unfriend" them, whereas in the old days, you would... ummm... "run them over with your car." (Or is that just me? Heh.)

So, what's next? Instead of feeding my cat, Orson, do I now have to "food" him?

To screw up an old cliché, "The more things change, the more they stay deranged," eh?

A brief but characteristic digression here: A few years ago, when tattoo parlors finally became legal in the state of Massachusetts, a local business named its four in-residence artistes on a sign featuring their nicknames: Bill, Spike, House (a really tall, overweight guy), and Chip. I sent a facetious email to one of my 47 friends named Jennifer, asking "Are those names, or nouns?" She replied "Both! They're also verbs!" Heh. I love my friends...)

Also, fellow babies, my last post featured a "mystery photo:

I followed the photo with this:

The above photo is related to not one, but two of my professed role models from my long-ago (but vividly-remembered) childhood.

Now, can you: (a) name the actor, (b) name the film which supplied this photo, (3) list the three "professed role models" of Yours Truly, and (d) tell me exactly how this connects to two of those role models? (And yes, I purposely wrote A, B, 3, and D... just to see if y'all were paying attention! Were you?)

I'll give you one last chance to make your guesses, and I'll reveal the "winner," if indeed there is one, in my next post. Promise.

Okay, one last point. I recently allowed Orson to post here on my Foxyblog, and he promised (with my permission, of course) that he'd do the next post, too. Well, I read his draft, and I think it's boring, so you won't get to see it unless the little furred turd locks me out of my own apartment long enough to take over my computer! (Yeah, right. Like that will ever happen!)

Just sayin'.

Thanks for your time.

Hey, While You're Waiting...

While I go about my life in the real world and think about the topic of my next earth-shattering (yeah, right) blog post, I would cordially invite you to check out all of the cool crap I've added to my sidebar lately.

And just so you don't feel totally disappointed by today's entry, fellow babies, here's a little challenge for you:

The above photo is related to not one, but two of my professed role models from my long-ago (but vividly-remembered) childhood.

Now, can you: (a) name the actor, (b) name the film which supplied this photo, (3) list the three "professed role models" of Yours Truly, and (d) tell me exactly how this connects to two of those role models? (And yes, I purposely wrote A, B, 3, and D... just to see if y'all were paying attention! Were you?)

I have a sneaking suspicion that at least one of my regulars will nail this one! But I won't say "yes" or "no" in this post's comments section. The answer will be given in my next blog post!

Thanks for your time.