Hold it! Hold it! Don't read this entry until you've read my previous post ("previous" meaning, like, only 90 minutes earlier, fellow babies)!
Part One:
One hour (almost to the minute!) after I posted my previous column here -- scroll down to read it -- I was told that actress Gale Storm (My Little Margie) had died at the age of 87!
Stop dying, celebrities!!!
I mean... Sheesh! This sure is a lousy time to be an actress, musician, announcer, or alleged pedophile, innit?
Part Two:
Two of the recent celebrity deaths have uncomfortable similarities. I mean, I'm not a big fan of conspiracy theories, but come on, now!
Here's the evidence, fellow babies:
Billy Mays:
1. Died at home.
2. Was 50 years old.
3. Was a white man with an unnaturally -- i.e., dyed -- black beard.
Michael Jackson:
1. Died at home.
2. Was 50 years old.
3. Was a black man with an unnaturally white skin.
Coincidence? I think not!
Thanks for your time.
Part One:
One hour (almost to the minute!) after I posted my previous column here -- scroll down to read it -- I was told that actress Gale Storm (My Little Margie) had died at the age of 87!
Stop dying, celebrities!!!
I mean... Sheesh! This sure is a lousy time to be an actress, musician, announcer, or alleged pedophile, innit?
Part Two:
Two of the recent celebrity deaths have uncomfortable similarities. I mean, I'm not a big fan of conspiracy theories, but come on, now!
Here's the evidence, fellow babies:
Billy Mays:
1. Died at home.
2. Was 50 years old.
3. Was a white man with an unnaturally -- i.e., dyed -- black beard.
Michael Jackson:
1. Died at home.
2. Was 50 years old.
3. Was a black man with an unnaturally white skin.
Coincidence? I think not!
Thanks for your time.
