Something a little different from the RantZ I've been reprinting lately, fellow babies!
I wrote the above title with the theme song from the old sitcom, "My Three Sons," playing in my head. But that's someone else's song. Today's post is about three of the songs I've written, arguably the three best songs I've written. They are, in my opinion, anyway...
These songs have all been featured on this blog before, but I have several new readers, and some of you long-time readers may have forgotten them as well, so I figure I can get away with giving them another go!
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The following song was written on October 10th, 1978! It's a light-hearted (albeit not really humorous) C&W tune, the kind of thing someone like Jerry Reed would have given us. I really like the wordplay in this one.
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Don't Let Me Love You on the Rebound
When people start to treat me hard, I just grow harder,
And their cold shoulders just make me more cold.
I need companionship before my troubled life ends.
Oh, Lord, I guess I'm really gettin' old.
I'm also gettin' kinda sick o'losin' lovers.
So many women put me on the shelf,
And told me they were kinda sick o'lovin' losers.
So here I'm feelin' sorry for myself.
CHORUS
Don't let me love you on the rebound,
For it might up'n'fade away.
This lover's fog I'm in might vanish
Before the cleansin' light o'day.
Oh, yes, I'll love you on the rebound,
When it's too late for you, you'll finally see,
And you are much too sweet'n'sensitive a lady
To be sufferin' for love o'scum like me!
My life has been a downhill trip to darkest Hades,
An' lots o'people say it's just as well,
Cuz I ain't never gonna get to Heaven, darlin',
So here on Earth, I'll just prepare fer Hell.
My friends are special cuz they truly can accept me,
But you, m'dear, see somethin' thet I'm not.
You see good in one who's somewhat less than Satan,
But acts if he's somethin' more than God.
CHORUS
Don't let me love you on the rebound,
For it might up'n'fade away.
This lover's fog I'm in might vanish
Before the cleansin' light o'day.
Oh, yes, I'll love you on the rebound,
When it's too late for you, you'll finally see,
And you are much too sweet'n'sensitive a lady
To be sufferin' for love o'scum like me!
Yes, you are much too sweet'n'sensitive a lady
To be sufferin' for love o'scum like me!
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A while back, this blog featured a serialized story called Two Ships
, which told a story about a single man, Dan, who falls in love with a married woman named Eve. During a blizzard, Dan and Eve are stranded at a motel, which offers entertainment in the form of its owner, Art, a guitarist who tends to play either Country & Western or blues. Dan, a former musician himself, is pressed into service for part of the evening, at which point, he plays a song he's written for Eve. (I've included a segment of the story itself, and not just the song.)
By the way, I should mention that this song came pouring out of me as I wrote the appropriate chapter of Tw
o Ships.
That's never happened with any other song or poem I've ever written. I guess I was really inspired that day!
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Eve's Song
Then I announced my final song of the evening, and tenderly lifted the
Dobro from a stand Art had placed next to the piano bench. For a moment
or two, I sat there lost in thought. I didn't look at the crowd. I
didn't even look at Eve. In fact, after having fitted the Coricidin
bottle on the little finger of my right hand, I closed my eyes and
played the bluesy notes that formed the intro for the song I was about
to play. But those "bluesy notes" were only a teaser of sorts. The song
wasn't a blues song in structure, although the lyrics certainly gave the
impression that it should have been.
As I began the song for real, I glanced at Eve, Millie, and Art. Art's
brow was furrowed, and his arms were crossed on his chest. He seemed
somewhat irked that he didn't recognize the song I'd started playing. I
smiled and began to sing, giving the vocals my own sound, with a little
Leon Redbone thrown in for additional character.
Though I've got the blues.
It's a wonderful feelin'.
I've got the blues,
Cuz my poor head is reelin'.
There should be pain enough to break me for all time,
Cuz this woman I hold,
She can't ever be mine.
I should be sad,
But I smile when I see her.
I should feel chained,
But I've never felt freer.
She's someone else's, but I know she cares for me.
I'm selectively blind
And she's all I can see.
I should be screamin' & cryin', and climbin' & punchin' the walls.
But all I know is that I'm happy whenever she calls.
I've got a thousand reasons I should tell her goodbye,
But the thought of her gone makes me break down and cry.
Now it was time for the instrumental break, my guitar solo, as it were, and even in the structure of this non-blues song, I did everything I could to channel Duane Allman, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Richards, and as many of their
original blues guitar influences as I could. I wish I'd had a second
guitarist to keep up the rhythm section, but I filled in to the extent
of my ability. As a lead guitarist, I'm usually passable, but nowhere
near great. Having said that, however, I can honestly and objectively
say that I don't think I've ever played better than I did that night, during that song.
As I ended my solo -- which garnered some scattered applause, I was pleased to notice -- I repeated the bridge.
I should be screamin' & cryin', and climbin' & punchin' the walls.
But all I know is I'm in Heaven whenever she calls.
I've got a million reasons I should tell her goodbye,
But the thought of her gone makes me break down and cry.
So I've got the blues
And they say that's a downer
Yeah, I've got the blues
Yet I thank God I found her.
She's a perfect woman, and me, I'm only a man
Who will give her my all,
While she gives what she can.
Though I've got the blues.
It's a wonderful feelin'.
I've got the blues,
Cuz my poor head is reelin'.
Yeah, I've got the blues...
As I played the last few licks -- bluesy notes once again, of course -- there was a tangible moment of silence... and
then the little dining room was filled with the sound of enthusiastic applause.
Ya done good, kid,
I told myself. I stood up, gave the audience a little half-bow, and in
my very best Elvis voice, slurred "Thank yuh evver'buddy, thank yuh so
much, yer beautiful people!" and walked back to my table. Eve jumped to
her feet, threw her arms around me, and gave me a lip-lock that
literally took my breath away.
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Finally, the best song I ever wrote (IMHO) came from a story called Angelina. Angelina's fiancé, Marty, is a teacher and struggling songwriter who plays his latest song for her. (Once again, I've included a segment of the story itself, and not just the song.)
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The Life You Never Find
Shuffling through some broken glass, I found a diamond.
Stumbling through a field of weeds, I found a rose.
In with icy things I should stay far away from
I found something warm enough to draw me close.
He
paused briefly -- very briefly -- and she realized that his piano
playing had improved considerably since last she'd heard it.
You may never know the ways in which you’ve touched me,
'Cause you’re so much more than what you had to be,
So instead of using you, I grew to love you,
And my tears mean I may never set you free.
Marty shifted slightly as he played the song's chorus for the first time.
As I look into your eyes,
I see your pain, and all the lies
That you were told
About that better life
That you never seem to find.
Wow, she thought,
what woman can't relate to that
line!
If I stooped to label you, then I could judge you.
If I judged you, girl, you’d probably start to cry.
If you started crying, I would feel my heart break.
As it broke, I’d wonder who the hell am I?
I could make a lengthy list of all my problems,
And by 'problems' I mean those that are my fault.
So if ever I should dare to act superior
Know the truth, and take me with a grain of salt.
Here, he repeated the chorus, then began the third verse.
I’d give anything if I could sleep beside you,
But I only have to give you up each night.
I can hope and pray we find a way around this,
Or else nothing’s ever going to make it right.
But reality keeps messing with my dreaming.
So damned many things keep getting in our way.
I’m no optimist, but with some perseverance,
Maybe you and I can work things out someday.
She
couldn't recall ever having heard the word "perseverance" in a song
before. But Marty never had been one to talk down to his intended
audience.
He repeated the chorus again, then once
more,
only with different inflections. His reworking of the chorus' tune made
him reach to the top of his somewhat limited vocal range. Successfully,
she was glad to see.
Damn, his voice
has improved, too, she thought.
Shuffling through some broken glass, I found a diamond, he sang, repeating the first verse.
Stumbling through a field of weeds, I found a rose.
In with icy things I should stay far away from
I found something warm enough to draw me close.
As
he'd sung the last line of the song, he'd slowed his pace. And the very
last note he played on the piano coincided with his final lyric.
"Damn," she said softly. "What do you call it?"
"It's called 'The Life You Never Find.' Like it?"
"Baby, that has
instantly become my favorite thing you've ever written," she said, truthfully.
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So, fellow babies, there you have them. Something a bit more serious from my twisted mind!
My apologies to those of you who actually want to hear the blasted things.
Thanks for your time.
