How's YOUR Mood Lately?

So, as it says above in the title, how's your mood lately?

Mine kinda sucks.

(Why?)

Several reasons, actually, but none which I really want to talk about.

(Then, why the hell are you posting about it? Or... not posting about it, exactly? Or... or... or some damned thing?)

Just to f**k with your heads, I suppose. I'm still pretty good at that.

And I can prove it. The following images are pretty much guaranteed to confuse the hell out of you in terms of how they connect to today's post. Cuz you ain't me. 

And I flat-out guarantee that nobody

 is gonna get this one! Just sayin'.

Now, before I vanish for another several days -- post-wise, that is -- here's a little test:

If you are in a sucky mood, see if this song cheers you up with its joyous, unabashed rockishnessiosity. (It helps if you crank the volume enough to annoy pets, neighbors, and Glenn Beck.) It even cheered me up. For three minutes, anyway...

If it didn't cheer you up, not even a little bit, you probably need therapy. Or drugs. Or both.

And speaking of drugs, I was totally "straight" when I wrote this post. And completely sober. Maybe a little sleep-deprived, but otherwise lucid.

(Wow, he's really lost it this time!)

Maybe. Whatever.

Thanks for your time.