Sunday, September 19, 2010

Shamelessly Sucking Up to the Lady Bloggers


I've noticed during the last two or three years that a lot of the lady Blogger-bloggers like to share recipes with their readers. Ordinarily -- but not always -- my own reaction to those posts is somewhere in the realm of "Oh. Nice... I suppose."

However, in a true spirit of camaraderie, as well as to find out just how influential my blog really is, I am giving you the following "simplified" recipe for Peoples Temple Flavor Aid!


Preparation:

Mix two hundred .15 oz. packets of grape-flavored Flavor Aid (not Kool-Aid) with one hundred gallons of water. Prepare according to instructions on package. Add liberal & large doses of Valium (diazepam), chloral hydrate, potassium cyanide, potassium chloride, and Phenergan (promethazine). Mix thoroughly.

Serves approximately 909.

Thanks for your time... if you're still out there...

13 comments:

  1. haha. this is the most incredible recipe i ever read (on this blog) the next time i have 909 people over, i will be back. smiles.

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  2. So THAT'S what was in the kool-aid!

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  3. @Roy: Party pooper.

    @Brian: If you ever want to hold a bash that big, just invite all the followers of your blog, buddy!

    @Megan: You didn't know? So, I "revealed" something to you? Crap. I could have used this as a Theme Thursday entry!

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  4. Eeew!

    Sorry about the other comment...after further investigation I discovered Jim didn't even drink it himself! ha.

    haha...but my word verification really was "drinc"

    I knew there was a reason grape was my least favorite. :)

    So, you really think this gives my chicken pie recipe some competition? LOL!

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  5. I skimmed the post to see what kind of recipe you'd post, missing the title of the recipe. Of course, I was
    wondering, "Why 909 people?" So I went back to read your ingredients, caught the cyanide and remembered the Reverend. Hahahahahahaha!

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  6. @AngelMay: "Hic?" Oh, no. You didn't...!!!

    @Betsy: Well, I don't know if it "beats" it, but at least all my readers have been able to find my recipe!

    @California Girl: I certainly hope you didn't make it and serve it before reading the whole post!

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  7. Ah yes, I think we need to post a lesson on using the inbedded links! :)

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  8. Now this is a little bit too much camaraderie for me. Fox-Aid. Maybe you could concoct some kinda silver color?

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  9. @Willow: "Fox-Aid." Heh. I like it!

    Hey, since you have so many faithful followers on your blogs -- Just once I'd like to be the first to leave a comment! -- maybe you could steal the idea I gave to Brian, above?

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  10. I really enjoyed that article about Nixon on TV. Thanks for the link. Presenting Tricky Dick on TV was very complex. I like that he was "Paared" down...hehe...no pun intended, by his handlers!

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