I failed.
Three things I try to do every single year, and I failed at all of them.
I try to get through the Halloween season WITHOUT hearing "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett.
I failed.
I try to get through the Christmas season WITHOUT hearing "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer."
I failed!
And I try to make it through the end of December and into the New Year WITHOUT having anyone say "See you next year!" to me.
I failed!
Oh, well, at least there's one thing I know I won't do this year. Just like last year and all the years before it, I will NOT make a list of New Year's resolutions. (Unless you count my resolution not to make such a list, I suppose...)
So there you have it. My three big failures of 2012.
What, you were expecting some gut-wrenching, emotional confession? From me? From me?
That's pretty funny.
Thanks for your time.
Yeah. You failed. So try again this year.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Well, yeah. As I said above, I try every year, regardless of my success rate in previous years. :)
DeleteNo, I really wasn't actually. This is perfect. Cheers, Silver. I try to avoid that xmas carol too btw.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was cute the first few times I heard it. Then they started overplaying it...
DeleteI join you in the no resolutions...and as for what I aim for over the holidays and my failings...well...that would take a book. I am looking forward to 2013...now that I've got my silver fix :) Happy New Year!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, no. It's not "Silver Fix," it's "Silver Fox!" (ducks)
DeleteAll we have failures I think, but we learn about them isn't??
ReplyDeleteLet's hope so, Gloria!
DeleteYou people took this post way too seriously, I think.
ReplyDeleteoh the next time you can say: this is a not really serious post and we will know!
ReplyDeleteI never make New Year's Resolutions. What a terrible way to start a new year. :)
ReplyDeleteRight. I figure that if there's something about myself that I want to change, why wait until January 1st to change it? What if it occurs to me on February 9th? :)
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