Three things I try to do every single year, and I failed at all of them.
I try to get through the Halloween season WITHOUT hearing "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett.
I try to get through the Christmas season WITHOUT hearing "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer."
And I try to make it through the end of December and into the New Year WITHOUT having anyone say "See you next year!" to me.
Oh, well, at least there's one thing I know I won't do this year. Just like last year and all the years before it, I will NOT make a list of New Year's resolutions. (Unless you count my resolution not to make such a list, I suppose...)
So there you have it. My three big failures of 2012.
What, you were expecting some gut-wrenching, emotional confession? From me? From me?
That's pretty funny.
Thanks for your time.